So long old friend.

I remember back when I was eleven years old, my parents came to pick me up from a friends house. When I got in the car my brother said to me, “Mom has a surprise in her lap.” To which I replied, “A pizza?”. It was a dog. We named him Tito. He is no longer with us. So long pal. You were way cooler than any pizza I ever had.

GABE BUYS DRAWS A WEDDING GIFT

Back in my salad days I worked at a pizza place under the guidance of Supermans stunt double, Brian Ormsby. I was like Paul Revere but instead of lousy news, I delivered pizza. Long story short, he got married. Congratulations Brian and Tiffan!

THE BRANDON COAT OF ARMS.

Welcome to Brandon! Great today! Tomorrow… eh. This is the Brandon, FL coat of arms based on a design by my pal, Matt Newton.

SCHMIDT’S PIZZA.

You’ll Schmidt your pants.